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Joke of the Day
"My favorite joke is about music... It's a well composed joke."
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"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""
"What goes zzub zzub ? A bee flying backwards !"
"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"
"I like my jokes like I like my sex life... ... quick and unsatisfying."
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."
"Long visits to nature linked to improved mental health, study finds. According to new research by Australian and UK environmental scientists. Who obviously didn't poll women on Tinder."
"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"
"I bought my nephew a drum set because: A) I'm an awesome uncle B) Learning to play an instrument is important C) I hate my sister"
"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."