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Joke of the Day
"An engineer gets banned from r/fitness He was trying to sell SCRs to their NOx users..."
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"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""
"What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving? Turkish"
"If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck."
"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"
"Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"
"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."
"Emotions don't scare me. People who manage to hide theirs completely, do."
"Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: ""Windows frozen."" Husband texts back: ""Pour some lukewarm water over it."" Wife texts back 5 mins later: ""Computer completely fucked now."""