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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"

"I've been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now. It's really pissing me off. It asks me, ""Where do you want to go?"" So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again."

"[Asking someone out] Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?"

"The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative ""Only if she wants me to"" I replied."

"If 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people', does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

"French People and France When god created France it was beautiful, and great. The rest of the world was so jeaulous...so to make it equal god created French People."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."

"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"

"I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer."

"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."