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Joke of the Day

"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."

"I have bathed in the blood of virgins! I had a nosebleed in the shower."

"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"

"Did you hear about the communist nymphomaniac? When the workers of the world united, they all got an equal part in her."

"Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs? Because B-shells were too small."

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"

"Why are the_donald users not cucks? First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with."

"What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball? *makes choking sounds*"

"How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!"