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Joke of the Day

"DONALD Your tax returns now! Clinton: We all did our tax returns now show is yours Trump: I emailed it you"

"Remember when Indiana Jones risked having his arm crushed to rescue his hat? I'd do that for my iPhone."

"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"

"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"

"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"

"Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')"

"Which room in Donalds Trump's house has the thickest walls? his-panic room."

"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."

"If you're hitting the gas every time she tries to open the passenger side door, remember, the 8th time is always the funniest."