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Joke of the Day

"When my kids are bad I take them out to the woodshed and tell them a bunch of boring stories about the people at my work"

"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."

"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"

"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"

"Addiction therapist: You've tweeted 36k tweets in a year. Me: Yeah, so? Therapist: What are you paying me for? Me: Material. Therapist: ..."

"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"

"Are you impulsive? Think about it"

"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."

"Three german soldiers... ... Walk into a BAR."

"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""