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Joke of the Day

"My girl told me that she has daddy issues... So i left for a pack of smokes and never came back."

"I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing."

"What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler"

"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"

"I have a hole in my sock... Darn it!"

"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."

"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."

"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"

"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."

"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."