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Joke of the Day

"I had a brain scan, and the results were negative. The doctors couldn't find a brain."

"Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet."

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"

"My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post man now."

"I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him."

"If storks bring human babies what bring monster babies? Cranes."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you can't pee soup."

"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."

"My friend said he's going to a fancy dress party as a small Italian island..... I said don't be so silly."