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Joke of the Day
"Wow if I squint through the tears I look pretty thin!"
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"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"
"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."
"Last night I was with a girl... ...she told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the jaw."
"If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician."
"fireworks underwater detonation petarda dum bum pod woda dum bum unter wasser"
"What's invisible and fucks kids? The Zika virus."
"A Christmas Wish Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa, Dear Santa Claus Please send me a sister for Christmas Santa wrote back, Dear Little Johnny Please send me your mother"
"My girlfriend just got a very interesting fortune cookie: Every exit is an entrance to a new experience' ""Wow"" she said, ""are you thinking what I'm thinking?"" I fcuking hope so."
"You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ..."