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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."
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"Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers."
"""Favorite"" seems like a strong word. There should be a button that's more just ""Hey, fun Tweet. This is fun. We're having fun."""
"Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter."
"I hate when my wife says ""GO WAIT IN THE CAR"" because I'm not sure if she's talking to me or the kids."
"A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!"""
"Somebody keeps on putting topsoil on my allotment. The plot thickens..."
"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"