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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."

"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."

"When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather... in his sleep... Not like the other passengers in his car!"

"It doesn't matter how hard I try, I just don't seem to be going anywhere in life Hamster therapist: Sounds like you're in a vicious circle"

"I could care less about you but I'm still going to go through your entire wedding & 1st born childs photo album on Facebook. I hate myself"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."

"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a stick? I don't have a stick up my ass!"

"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"