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Joke of the Day

"A Christmas Wish Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa, Dear Santa Claus Please send me a sister for Christmas Santa wrote back, Dear Little Johnny Please send me your mother"

"Why was the alligator sad? It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy."

"1 out of 4 suffer from a mental illness Does this mean that the other 3 *enjoy* it?"

"Cotton Mouth I hate when i get cotton mouth, but that happens a lot when you eat a lot of pants."

"My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S."

"What will i do when i die? Idk!"

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."

"If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."