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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and fucks kids? The Zika virus."
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"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"
"How did little Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."
"What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air? See you on the flip side."
"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."
"What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo"
"*gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before. *straps on monogrammed driving gloves*"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one."
"What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump? A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit."
"What do you do when your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"