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"What's invisible and fucks kids? The Zika virus."
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"Eschew pretentious poses. The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses."
"Only in Scotland, will you ever see a man take a piss on a door, then open it and walk inside. (credit: Frankie Boyle)"
"It would suck to have writer's block but then come up with a great idea for a suicide note."
"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."
"What is the difference between Kanye West and God? God doesn't think that He's Kanye."
"What do flies do at church? Flyspray"
"Why don't Canadians wear tank tops? They don't have the right to bare arms"
"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"
"It's my mom's personal mission in life to save me 20% on all my purchases by clipping out and giving me every coupon known to mankind."