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Joke of the Day

"Vine is shutting down I might actually make more in a year than a vine star does in a week."

"""Aww. You guys... And it's not even my real birthday! #flattered ."" -Jesus"

"Mothers are always one question from ruining your day."

"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."

"How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack? He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!"

"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."

"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"

"Dogs cant operate an MRI machine, But Catscan"

"gOOD JOKE Bug run up tree into butthole."

"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."