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Joke of the Day
"*Runs fingers over Braille calendar* Is this a date? It feels like a date."
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"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"
"The doorbell rings... A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, ""Can I stay here for a few days?"" The man says, ""Sure you can."" And shuts the door."
"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"
"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."
"People always ask what's the best sport to watch at home. It's obviously volleyball because I can't whip my dick out in the stands."
"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"
"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."
"Four girlscout cookie boxes down in a day and I realized I have a problem ... I'm running out of cookies."
"Its hard to say ""I love you"". It even harder to say ""I am sorry"". But try saying ""armudlajbarfajkajthagartughir""."