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Joke of the Day

"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."

"A blind man walks into a fish store ... and says: ""Whats up girls""."

"A 95 year old man told me this joke. ""At my age, it's always something. The other day, my Dr. asked for a Urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear""."

"What do reddit and Playboy magazine have in common? No one actually reads the articles."

"How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold? One U.S. Liter"

"What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights? Drive faster."

"International Women's Day That's the joke"

"Guys, is it okay that I kinda hate the obsequious rhetorical questions people ask when they want to sound like a wry, world-weary populist?"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Cough-Choke-Cough-Gag-Cough*"

"Whenever I shake someone's hand as I meet them and they say ""The pleasure's all mine."" I quickly look to see where their other hand is."