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Joke of the Day

"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."

"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."

"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"

"What is a horse being when it says mean thinga It's being neigh-gitive! Edit: Awesome. Screwed up the title"

"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"

"Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me."

"A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand"

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore."

"What's the definition of Embarrassing? Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first."

"Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools"