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Joke of the Day

"Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian couple is the only way to express how you really feel."

"A group of Asian kids at our local high school were busted recently for running a math lab."

"The people who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walked into this bar... ..and of course we all know this because they wouldn't shut up about it."

"The best things in life are free. Like your neighbor's wifi, their morning paper & their liquor cabinet while they're away, for instance."

"The way I react when my alarm clock goes off can best be described as ""17-year-old girl being denied a curfew extension."""

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello from the other side."""

"A boomerang walks into a bar. Gets thrown out but he came back in again."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to a child? Do you want to buy a candy?"

"Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert! XD"