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Joke of the Day

"What is the only reason Donald Trump watched the Olympics? To see how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump"

"Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs"

"I'm not a fan of NASCAR but I hear it's popular in some circles."

"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees, i thought she was joking... then i saw her face..."

"Why do blacksmiths go to jail? Forging."

"What do you call the crazy people who always hang out with musicians? Bass players"

"As I'm getting older I find that I'm using my glasses more When I was young I just drank straight from the bottle"

"I have this bad habit of projecting. I believe everyone pretty much thinks the same way I do. But I'm sure everyone does that."

"If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!"