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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"

"A black man walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that?"" ""The jungle."" Replied the parrot."

"Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon? Because she's all about that bass"

"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""

"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !"

"It's not that Trump is a traitor. He's an ""alternative patriot."""

"What do you call a morality story with sharp teeth and green scales? An allegory."

"Jackie Chan is in the new 'Star Wars' He's a Thai Fighter"

"Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake."