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Joke of the Day
"It's not that Trump is a traitor. He's an ""alternative patriot."""
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"The MAN makes the BIG decisions. The WOMAN makes the LITTLE decisions... Married over 16 years, haven't made a BIG decision yet."
"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."
"Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I'm 73."
"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."
"Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea. He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples."
"My boss: Why are you sleeping at your desk?! Me: Because my bed is at home."
"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"
"*jk rowling wakes up* what's today's tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid... is... pansexual and... he later joined isis"
"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""