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Joke of the Day

"Everyone saying ""Poor Steve Nash, he got hurt again"". POOR? That boy making $9,701,000 this year. If he poor, then I'm skinny."

"Told my husband the best way to get help at Home Depot is to wear yoga pants, but I dunno. It doesn't seem to work as well for him."

"A blonde walks into a laundromat... And says to a worker, ""can you wash this shirt?"" The worker did not hear her and said ""come again?"" The blonde than replies ""no it is mustard this time"""

"Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty."

"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."

"Be careful, newbies. Twitter changes you. I used to be Puerto Rican, now I'm Irish."

"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""

"Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom? He was dethroned."

"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"

"Whenever I get a stack of job applications, I throw half of them in the garbage I don't want unlucky people working for me"