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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom? He was dethroned."
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"Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people"
"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""
"Death is like a chance to fuck in high school or college If you find out how it was close - you will be surprised."
"Talk to the hand. The hand is lonely and needs some company. What are you up to? How's work? You look great. You want some tea?"
"I don't always talk to West Point graduates... ...but when I do, I ask for a side of fries."
"Indian restaurant I was at an Indian restaurant last night when the waiter came over and said,""Curry ok sir""? I said 'ok one song then fuck off.'."
"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."
"hey you got a sec? next time someone asks you if you got a sec, you must simply reply"" no i have lots of secs"""
"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"