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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I get a stack of job applications, I throw half of them in the garbage I don't want unlucky people working for me"

"Did you hear about the new HBO series that investigates gambling in sports? It's called Thrown Games."

"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it"

"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."

"What's a polar bears favourite pasta? Penguini!"

"Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders."

"what did the handsome highschool boy wear to school? a whole lot of DAAAAAMN DANIEL"

"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."

"My Gran just asked me ""What's the name of that God-damn Jew who keeps hiding stuff around my house!?"" It's Alzheimer, grandma. Alzheimer."

"Have you ever traveled in time? How about now?"