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Joke of the Day

"I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist."

"Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me"

"I voted for Jill Stein Finally I'm part of the 1%"

"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."

"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"

"Q: Why did the baker have brown hands? A: Because he kneaded a poo."

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."

"What is Marios favorite type of pants? Denim Denim Denim"

"I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a BDSM session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband. Whoops, wrong sub."