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Joke of the Day
"I voted for Jill Stein Finally I'm part of the 1%"
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"Warning: Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock. You can't fuck a rock."
"there once was a man from nantucket whose butthole was as wide as a bucket when it was full of goop, how did he poop? very carefully lmao"
"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"
"whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick"
"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"
"What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner? His nose breaks."
"I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers"
"Can't we just sit and drink somewhere until they build a bar around us?"
"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."