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Joke of the Day
"Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me"
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"""Give it to me!"" she said, ""I'm so fcuking wet, give it to me right now!"" And I replied, ""Fcuk you, it's my umbrella!"
"Why can't Ganondorf go on the internet? There are too many Links."
"What happens when Bill Gates gets mad? He gets philanthro-pissed"
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass"
"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says to him ""I know why you're not seeing so well, you have a cataract"" The asian man says ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...hot and in my hands **right now**."
"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."
"All conclusions should be drawn in crayon."
"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"