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Joke of the Day

"What is Marios favorite type of pants? Denim Denim Denim"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar"

"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"

"What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department"

"I found a substance that works like catnip, except only for Chinese bears I'd release it, but that would cause pandamoanium."

"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"

"Just welled up with tears listening to Cheers opening theme song in case you didn't know what PMS feels like."

"[Court] ""Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"" Me: yes. *GF from the back* DO THESE PANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

"How did Adolf tie his shoes? With two knotzies."

"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."