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Joke of the Day

"What is Marios favorite type of pants? Denim Denim Denim"

"Telemarketer: Are you a homeowner? Me: How big are your lips? Telemarketer: .... Me: Your lips. Are they huge? *click*"

"What do old people smell like? Depends."

"What game do you play with a wombat? Wom."

"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."

"What do you get hanging from orange trees? Sore arms."

"It's OK, batteries...no one includes me either."

"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""

"What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque? Dolla Grills, Yo"

"so I used to read /r/nosleep to get scared Now all I have to do is remember than Hillary is still running"