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Joke of the Day

"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."

"Did you hear about the gay football coach? He turns tight ends into wide receivers"

"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"

"I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot."

"The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems."

"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."

"Did you hear about the football offensive coordinator who was republican? He was a conservative playcaller."

"How much does a cockney spend on shampoo? Paan ten."

"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."

"Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton? He sat under the durian tree."