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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did in her, She'd be a porcupine!"

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"

"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."

"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."

"I couldn't think of any good Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes right now, but when I do I'll be back."

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"

"I think that bisexual girls should just call themselves more-or-lesbians."

"What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother? Leave the plunger in the pot."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...without a penis."