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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't think of any good Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes right now, but when I do I'll be back."
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"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"Even the best men in the Chinese military Have chinks in their armor"
"What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !"
"No Calls ? I Understand . No Text ? I Understand , But When You See Me With Someone Else Please Understand ."
"I used to struggle to keep food on the table until I Googled ""how to get your pet turtle Charles to hold still because he's a table now."""
"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."
"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"