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"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"
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"Saying ""unwanted houseguests"" is redundant. I just call them houseguests."
"I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign"
"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."
"Tell me I'm beautiful ""You're beautiful"" Tell me I'm a genius ""You're a genius"" Tell m- ""Just give me the toilet paper, please"""
"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it and get pissed off when it doesn't screw."
"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."
"Hey you see that Russian car over there? When I was in Moscow I saw a Lada them."
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
"Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank."