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Joke of the Day
"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."
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"What will Melania Trump say to mexicans if her husband becomes president? Hello from the other side."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult? To get to the other side."
"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"
"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"
"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"
"there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin"
"Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away."
"What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you."
"The opposite of SpongeBob SquarePants is TowelWeave CircleShorts"