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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...without a penis."
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"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."
"Where is the most extravagant brothel in Switzerland, with the most expensive hookers? The FIFA headquarters."
"How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day"
"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"
"Whether my dreams are good or bad, waking up is always worse."
"I think my coffee pot is an alcoholic It gets drunk at least once a day even when no one else is around"
"Two psychics run into each other in the street The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"
"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."