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Joke of the Day

"What does a pirate take for his allergies? Aye-drops"

"What's better than winning the WNBA Championship? Taking a piss without sitting down."

"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until your 12 to come on your face"

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle."

"yo momma so stupid she ordered a phone from a catalogue, then when she got it, rang the the catalogue up to ask where it is"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"Would you like to hear a german joke? Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht Edit 1: Grammar"

"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said ""Hell I'm no actor and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"""