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Joke of the Day

"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"

"I was going to use Bing for all my searches ...but I couldn't find myself doing it"

"""I like your tree's earring."" ""That's a tire swing."""

"So I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV I then shouted, ""Hey that is mine!"" but I then realised that mine was at home polishing my shoes"

"Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?"

"The number of ""followers"" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12."

"If Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Mexico. Then at least there's a wall to protect me."

"It may seem like I have my shit together, but honestly I just learned how to spell February correctly."

"I fucked your mom! Shut up dad."

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"