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Joke of the Day
"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"
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"What do you call a flying Jedi? A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)"
"A pelican just flew away with my sandwich. Rigged! The media!"
"How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even."
"My credit card was stolen yesterday... Not sure if I should report it, the thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does."
"I'm technically 5'11"" but whenever people ask I just say I'm 6'0"". I do it for the same reason I tell people I have a four inch penis - what's an extra inch, anyway?"
"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."
"I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later. They're expecting a bumper crowd."
"What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean"
"Not a single character in any horror or sci-fi film can possibly ever have watched even one horror or sci-fi film."