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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts"

"HOW TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY: 1) Get a cat. 2) Repeat."

"First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!"

"the girls who tweet their horoscopes every day are the same girls who get drunk and then cry at parties."

"What's the difference between Jacob Sartorious and Hitler? Hitler knows when to kill himself."

"Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria? They caught him stroganoff."

"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."

"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."

"""People should never again say that if they had a time machine, they'd go back & stop Hitler. Because we now know nobody would."" - my kid"