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Joke of the Day

"Threesome? No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents."

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"Nightmare scenario: a man with the confidence of Pitbull and the talent level of Pitbull."
"Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad"
"Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!"
"Me: *opens door* Yes? Him: Hi. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about The Lord? Me: ..Of The Rings? Him: Uh No.. *door slam*"
"In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds."
"I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade."
"The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway."
"How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him"
"Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!"
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