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Joke of the Day

"Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment."

"Where do you hide after killing a black person? behind a badge"

"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"What did Anakin say to Padme right before they had sex? Let's see those Naboobies."

"So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie... Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?"

"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."

"Thought you guys might enjoy this.. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Yes. It is stupid but it makes me smile. Anyone have a stupid joke like this that just makes you laugh?"

"[Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys"

"Yo mamma is so fat her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight."

"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"