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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"
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"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"
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"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"
"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"
"What do you call your mom who used to be your dad? A transparent ( )"
"My wife likes to talk on the phone when she's having sex. The other day, she called me from a hotel."
"I work at a pharmaceutical research lab, and we managed to kill a rat with marijuana today. To be fair, it took around 20 lbs of it and we had to drop it on him a few times."
"Two guys walk into a bar... Don't you think the second guy would have ducked?"
"RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART! RANGER: What did I just say!?"