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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"
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"Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella?? Fo Drizzle."
"You think God hates crosses? If my kid died on a roller coaster, then everyone started wearing roller coaster necklaces, I'd be pissed."
"There's a new magazine for gay military members.It's mainly just photos of Privates."
"Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance."
"why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!"
"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."
"What does ADA stand for? Dyslexic Association of America"
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"Sweetie, who is this bully stealing your pudding cup before school?!? ""Mom, it's-"" *dad makes throat slice gesture* ""No one, Mom. No one"""