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"What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ? A second line"
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"I used to be a hesitant hugger... But I've learned to embrace it."
"Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot? Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!"
"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"
"My gran keeps banging on about the dangers of the modern world, apparently when she was young she never had to secure her back entrance. What a slag."
"I'm reading a book on evolution... The beginning wasn't great, but it's getting better over time."
"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."
"There are 10 types of people... There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't ."
"Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!"
"Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving."