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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number that you'll never understand."

"I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. I never got a straight answer."

"Why are periods called ""Aunt Flo""? Because for 3-5 days, it's a PROGRESSIVE pain in the ass."

"I was told to do what I love I went to sleep."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... ... I said maybe..."

"It's only TMI if you're ugly."

"69% People can find something dirty in every sentence. And you are in those 69% :D"

"You don't realize just how eco-friendly clowns are until you think about how much they carpool."

"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."