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Joke of the Day
"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."
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"Job Interview I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""
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