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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""

"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Websites never remember me :("

"A friend said he couldn't come to my party because he has diarrhea. I don't believe him, I think he's full of shit."

"Doctors don't charge for circumcisions, they just take tips."

"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."

"harassing a man at a urinal, claiming i copyrighted piss"

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."

"What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink? Smirnoff ISIS"