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Joke of the Day
"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"
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"Step 1 Change your Wi-Fi password to ""blowmefirst."" Step 2 Wait for someone to ask you for it."
"I LOVE YOU ... A man was out for a drink with his wife one night and he said, ""I love you"". The wife asked, ""Is that you or the beer talking"" He said, ""It's me........ I'm talking to the beer""!"
"Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device."
"*Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds ""extremely organized"" to resume."
"She's a 159er Oh shit, it's 1:59, I'll take her."
"Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today!"
"What was the last thing Hitler said to his men, before they got into their tanks? Men, get into your tanks."
"Best jokes come from real life. This happened this morning. The toilet is clogged. My wife and I both insist we've only gone #1. One of us is full of crap and the other one is full of crap."
"Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew"