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Joke of the Day

"Job Interview I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""

"They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it. -I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs."

"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"

"I need to take a new default picture but i'm nowhere near a bathroom mirror."

"What do you call a disabled paedophile? A creepy crawly"

"What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"They say you shouldn't smoke or drink when pregnant. I disagree. Best give it a shot before you splash out on another abortion. Besides there are only so much hangers in the world."

"I pledge allegiance to the Pizza and to the taste for which it stands, one Circle under sauce, with ranch and breadsticks for all"

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in tendifferent puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately,no pun in ten did."