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Joke of the Day

"Young man, you promised you will bring my daughter back by 11 pm. First, it's 3 am and second, this is not my daughter."

"What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes Mine"

"Cats are weird. They look at you like they want to set you on fire then look all surprised when you toss them into the ceiling fan."

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"

"2 Egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same. They had a Tutankhamen."

"Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!"

"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""

"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."

"You can lead a horse to water but only if you grew up on a farm or something."