172523

Joke of the Day

"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit..."

"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"

"I entered an astronomy competition the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize "

"What's a fireman's favourite drink? Water."

"Have you seen the new movie, ""Constipation""? It may not have come out yet."

"What's a masturbator's favorite type of weather? Jack-it weather!"

"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"

"What do you call a cow that goes online? An eMoo."

"What do biographers and serial killers have in common? Multiple life sentences."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."