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Joke of the Day

"Joseph confronts Mary... Joseph: ""Mary, I've heard you've been prostituting your body through the town!"" Mary: ""Don't worry, Joseph. I was just trying to make a little prophet."""

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"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dav."
"[Interview] Boss: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm a risk taker B: Can you give an example? M: *Passionately kisses boss* B: omg"
"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
"I've seen a LGBT activist publish phones and home addresses of homophobic straight people on the Internet. Needless to say, I found his approach somewhat heterodox."
"Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out. Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes..."
"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."
"What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck"
"DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"
"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"