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Joke of the Day

"Joseph confronts Mary... Joseph: ""Mary, I've heard you've been prostituting your body through the town!"" Mary: ""Don't worry, Joseph. I was just trying to make a little prophet."""

"I don't get why people say ""Pussy tastes great""... I've licked 5 of them, Then I got Cat hair in my mouth"

"What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common? When you tell them that you want to see proof, all they can do is tell you about it!"

"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"

"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."

"""Please don't do this."" - my voice mail greeting"

"It was my grandmas birthday yesterday... She loves giraffes so I brought her deep throat 4 on DVD"

"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""

"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."

"What's Kylo Ren's Favorite Order of Chemical Reaction? A first order reaction"