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Joke of the Day
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was.. Only one life vest... I would miss you so much."
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"On a scale of 1 to 100 how immature are you? 69"
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
"I just love that new Pope smell."
"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"
"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."
"I'd really like to applaud my doctor. The symptoms of my gonorrhea are finally starting to go away. ::slow clap::"
"That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life."
"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."