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Joke of the Day
"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."
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"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."
"Did you hear about the guy who bought a ring for his under age fiance? Apparently he went to Jared's."
"I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."
"*puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*"
"Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting? I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit."
"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"
"Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with ""awomen"" instead of ""amen"" credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name"
"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"
"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."