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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1 to 100 how immature are you? 69"

"A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama."

"Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary."

"What do you call a baby Matt Damon? A new-Bourne"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger"

"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"Cigarette's killed my wife. She was run over by the Marlboro truck."

"Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the ""L"" out of them!"

"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!"